Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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