I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How's work?
Spinning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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