HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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