I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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