so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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