I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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