BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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