is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so let's talk penis.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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