I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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