I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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