I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Shame - the story of my life.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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