You work out of a Hotel?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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