Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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