Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Randomize
