This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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