Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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