worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I party with great urgency now.
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