she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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