No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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