Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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