Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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