I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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