i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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