Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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