Sponge bath it is.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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