I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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