Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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