I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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