My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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