Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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