omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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