i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
false alarm. still invincible.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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