i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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