Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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