Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There r osticjed everywhere
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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