it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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