i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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