just come out here and I will go home with you...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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