Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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