Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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