talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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