i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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