yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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