Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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