She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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