In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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