before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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