So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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