You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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