dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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