you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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