Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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