Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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