I hate all girls vehemently.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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