just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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