So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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